socarchives
Various documents from a time before now
This is where old stuff is retired at the end of its pointless existence. Sometimes things get created and retired at the same time.
Document Archives
- 2008.10.24 »eCare Launched
stateofchaos is proud to announce the launch of eCare, it's new virtual day care facility...
- 2008.01.23 »Rabid Rabbit
Not much interesting happening right now so thought I'd just share something that's been...
- 2008.01.18 »The Toymaker's Doll
Widely applauded as a modern masterpiece of short fiction, The Toymaker's Doll is reproduced...
- 2008.01.17 »Man cheats death in dog attack
A man out walking with his two young children narrowly escaped injury when he was attacked...
- 2008.01.16 »Stupidity epidemic worsens
Latest figures from the Department of Health show an alarming increase in the spread of stupidity...
- 2007.07.04 »Cause of worlds problems found
Investigators have announced today that they have found the cause of all the worlds problems...
- 2007.06.21 »The wheel reloaded
Some time ago I mentioned (briefly) that I'd invented the wheel. Not surprisingly this stirred up some...
- 2007.01.23 »New design completed
After a few months or more of fluffing about I now have trashed all previous designs and finally...
- 2006.12.13 »Nothing happens
Nothing happened here in over a year. This has been confirmed by several independent witnesses...
- 2005.08.13 »End of world announced
In a move that has taken many commentators by surprise, stateofchaos today announced...
- 2005.06.21 »XHTML compliant
Now we're fully XHTML 1.0 compliant yah whoopee! Except of course for the pages that aren't...
- 2004.12.03 »Pop-Up service launched
In yet another techno breakthrough State Of Chaos launches it's Perpetual Pop-Up service...
- 2004.07.07 »Wheel invented
Today I invented the wheel which I expect will totally revolutionise society as we known it...
