Various documents from a time before now

This is where old stuff is retired at the end of its pointless existence. Sometimes things get created and retired at the same time.

Wheel invented - 2004.07.07

Today I invented the wheel which I expect will totally revolutionise society as we known it. (Some people claim that the wheel has been around for a while, obviously this was not the case and one can only assume they are driven to these absurd claims by jealousy).