Various documents from a time before now

This is where old stuff is retired at the end of its pointless existence. Sometimes things get created and retired at the same time.

Nothing happens - 2006.12.13

Nothing happened here in over a year. This has been confirmed by several independent witnesses who described what they saw.

"I saw de whole doodad, and ah' can tell ya' dat absolutely nodin' happened! Right on!"

"Well I were just walkin' past on me way ter the bus wen nuffink at all 'appened, right, know wot I mean?"

"Yo' read about this hyar kind of thin' on TV but ah sure nevah specked it t'see it fo' mahse'f, it's pow'ful scary when it happens right in yer own backyard"