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Perpetual Pop-Ups

No doubt you've experienced the thrill of seeing your screen fill with pop-ups while browsing your favourite dodgy site. And you're sure to have said to yourself 'I gotta get some more of this!' Well, now you can! Yes! With our new Perpetual Pop-Up service your screen will be busier than Rome at rush hour!

This service is guaranteed to defeat all known Pop-Up killers and for a limited time we're throwing in our 'pop-stretcher' add-on which extends the pop-ups to every program on your computer. That's right! You don't even need a browser, you'll get pop-ups from power on to power off every day!

Virtual Food

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Online Washing Service

Now you can wash all your clothes online without leaving the comfort of your chair! Simply scan your clothes and upload the images to our server and we will clean them whiter than white. Our patented process uses no water or dangerous chemicals!

Endless Spam

Feeling neglected? Tired of that 'No New Messages' box when you check your email? Our Spam-Me-Now service can change all that! Imagine, 1000's of new messages every day, from all over the world! All sent especially to YOU! Be the envy of your friends, with Spam-Me-Now we guarantee your in-box will never be empty again.